I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention.
I once rescued an entire village of women and children in the Amazon from a horde of vicious army ants using only a glass of water and a folding chair. I am an abstract artist, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I can pedal bicycles up steep inclines with unflagging speed, and I bake 30-minute brownies in only 20 minutes.
On Wednesdays after I finish writing my blog, I repair small electrical appliances free of charge.
I once read Moby Dick, Gone With the Wind and To Kill a Mockingbird all in one afternoon and still had time to refurbish an entire dining set of antique furniture.
I am currently building a life-size replica of the Brooklyn Bridge in my backyard.
I bat 400 left handed, and I was once scouted by the Mets.
I have memorized the location of every item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week.
Oh… I get it. Hahahaha!
It’s just for fun.
Gary, your life sounds just like mine. Keep up the blogging and when you are thinking of staying in Scotland for a wee rest come along to our beautiful B&B in the heart of the most inspirational breath taking Ayrshire countryside.
Best Wishes Julie H Winter, Artist: http://www.juliewinter.wordpress.com
Julie & Alistair, B&B hosts: http://www.aftonwaterview.wordpress.com
I would love to come to Scotland for a “wee” rest. When I do, I will certainly look you up and take you up on your offer.
Can all this be true…..or are you kidding us on…. you must be super human….No, I have decided you are definately from another planet!
I have been trying to get my head around your reviews about Art Marketing….It is my aim to Get my art off my walls and onto someone elses!
Thank you for your blogs, extremely useful.
Paula Maybery.
paula-maybery.artistwebsites.com
Of course it’s all true. lol I am a Superman. Didn’t you already know that….lol
Wow! Would I like to have some of your energy. You must be doing what you love. Continue your road to happiness!
Thanks. And I do love what I do very much.
You’re a nut Gary! lol
May you find all the craziness your heart desires and the good kind at that!
Peace!
Dazzlin’ Dave
Peace to you my friend.
Sure you do!!!!!
Is that all? I did all that before breakfast.
lol